Dear Campus France,

I have applied to study at a fantastic university, but you’re not giving up the letter of acceptance yet. What gives?

Sincerely,
Frustrated in North Dakota.

Dear Frustrated,

Your letter is being considered. Please accept our sincerest apologies as our diplomacy in Washington or advice industry in Washington for that matter isn’t nearly as efficient or madly rushed as your Midwestern diplomacy or advice industry. We are not, you see, Dear Ann Landers. We are Dear Campus France. We’ll answer your question as soon as we can. In the meantime, please keep your eyes peeled for your acceptance letter. It’s somewhere over the Atlantic. Or under it. It’s quite possibly in the Pacific Ocean for reasons we cannot fathom. Either way, we promise it’s not going to do a whole lot of good to worry about it.

Sincerely yours,
Campus France.

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